I Need A J-O-B!

I am getting very frustrated with finding a job in Louisville, KY. I had no problem in Columbus, believe it or not, Columbus is one of the top cities for interior design. Columbus is home to many top retail companies in the business and many top design firms, and if it is not home to the design firm, Columbus has a pretty large branch located there. I would have no problem finding a job in Columbus right now.

Louisville is a completely different animal. It seems all the jobs are within the medical field, which I have no background in, the design community in Louisville is very small and none of them are hiring, they keep telling me they are still laying off employees. I absolutely refuse to sell furniture, I didn't spend all that money on design school to sell stupid furniture.

I have currently downgraded myself to looking for administrative assistant positions. I really dont want to be an administrative assistant and I probably won't be because they all seem to require 5-7 years o experience...lame. How hard can it be to answer phones, keep track of someone's schedule and make some power points? Seriously 5 years experience to do that?!?! Are you kidding me?

There is a zappos.com warehouse south of Louisville in Shepardsville, KY. I keep hoping they will post an extra cool job and I can apply, hopefully they offer a employee discount, I already know what I want ;)

Whenever I find a job, my first paycheck is going to purchasing myself a new Louis Vuitton Speedy 30, since my mom won't let me carry hers anymore. Hopefully I get a paycheck that is that large... The way this is going, I am probably going to have to go get a job at one of the strip clubs between my house and Fort Knox. River Girls looks to have the most traffic and their building is hot pink...JK

Keep me and the job hunt in your thoughts and send me some good karma!